Rhianna

eat spam.

2010-08-03T23:49:00.001-07:00

Three in one day?!?!?! whhhhhhhhat?! (i really mean to say that exaggerating the "H" sound)

i love spam email subject lines... man are those lil' buggers so sneaky!
Micatedion for Womens and Mens Health
Your Miidaetcon Is Ready
Maids dont just clean (...not really sure i even wanna know whats implied there)

like how they mess up the order of the words? because spam mail blocks certain phrases and/or words, but if they spell it "wrong" then they can send it. and the way they spell it wrong most people dont even think twice because they read it correctly. example:

The boy cluod not svloe the pelborm so he aeksd for help.

Acocdrnig to a reschearer at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

And I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmtorant.

How would this affect people with dyslexia who already see words and numbers in a jumbled state?

so... this list will be continually updated in the future because i just love me some good spamming subject lines.

im not big on blogging... but trust me i am opinionated.

2010-08-03T23:25:00.001-07:00

i work at a bank... and im technically not allowed to say which bank because during our insane 1 week of excruciating torture... excuse me, training... we were specifically brainwashed... excuse me, taught... that absolutely no information about this "company" can be shared online, especially on blogging.

ANYwho... people let me tell you... all of you... if you spend more money than you have in your account it is NOT the banks fault. nothing gives me more coraje (spanish) than when people dont own up to their own faults. i get customers that yell at me about how horrible the bank is and the bank is the reason theyre charged so many fees and theyre gonna close their accounts cause its so horrible. boohoo. 1st: the bank is innocent so put the blame gun down mr. whine butt. 2nd: you spend more money than you have = you get fees. the math is tough, i know. 3rd: closing your account does not mean crap to me, youre not hurting anyone with your feckless comments. i dont care. own up to what you did and stop yelling at poor innocent bank employees. just sayin. of course i totally get it when theyre are accidents and people accept their faults... thats when we as bankers are totally willing to reverse fees... keep that one in mind ;)

on another note i love my yob! pero enserio, lo que me encanta mas que nada es conocer a personas mas bacanes del mundo... bueno, menos que los que estan en ECUADOR! mi pais. hay una pareja que siempre viene al banco que me da tanta felicidad que quiero que vengan a cada rato del dia. y otras personas tambien que me conocen y me tratan asi como familia. la gente buena que viene me da sonrisa todo el dia y me hace valer toda cosa mala que me pasa en el dia. blah blah blah blah. pues... me falta mucho en espanol... pero me defiendo!

hhhhokay! bye bye.

to the blogger world... watch your lemons

2010-08-03T23:10:00.000-07:00

lately i cant sleep. which means you probably can. it just seems natural that if i cant, then you can. one of those "if-then" statements. im not resentful, its just science.

so i need help renaming my blog because littlerhirhi isnt gonna cut it anymore. trust me its not that i dont enjoy my nickname "rhirhi" ...i just prefer to stay away from anything that sounds remotely close to any type of small "appendage's" (eg weewee). but what the heck kind of blog is this anyway? i dont consistently write, and what i do write about is so randomly wack. i thought about doing a family website for me and brad and future familial appendage's (yes, also correct use of the word, appendage's. enjoy.), and i would call it something like "Baggs of Blue Lemons" ...cause who DOESNT love a blue lemon? it makes me think of billy madison when he draws a blue duck. i want me some juicy blue lemons. plus i went to this cafe/bistro one time and it was called something something blue lemon something. its so cute. but i think this blog is my ME blog so maybe something along the lines of "Rhianna Rules" ...like something i would write in the crack of somebody's yearbook back in eighth grade (except usually i wrote "first one to sign your crack!" honestly). but maybe not. meh.

i need photoshop... cause i still really like them blue lemons dang it!

Random Siting #3

2010-03-02T21:26:00.001-08:00

Well, if I could have taken a picture of what I saw today it would have been something similar to this:
Not too haunting at first site right? Imagine this... but in the middle of a popular gym in a little town called Provo. Whilst I was bicycling this morning I fell to the ultimate moment of stupefaction in my gym-going career... a certain college kid lifting weights caught my unnecessary and unwillingly given attention... the poor oblivious kid was not in workout clothing... but yes, in his scrubs. Who the what what? A certain nickname comes to mind (and I apologize I simply can't find a nicer way to sensor it completely) but straight up he's a d-bag. What were you thinking dude? Oh, the joys of living in "hurry marry me" town, U.S.A.

And p.s. mister "macho scrubby scrub look at my insane sweat stains because hello who DIDN'T know sweat would show up so well on scrubs" guy, pajamas is always a safer bet than scrubs. No one is impressed. ....still.

Little diddy about Alli vs. Orange oil spots

2010-02-27T11:27:00.000-08:00

So, recently I was walking around Costco picking up our favorite adult vitamin chewables, when there was a sample for a different sort of health/vitamin supplement. I tried a spoonful, it tasted like lemon meringue pie! The lady read off certain ingredients it contained and some sounded random... like some fish oil (which is nasty to me but I guess some are good for you). Anyway, come to find out the type of fish oil in this "vitamin supplement" causes certain unpleasing gastrointestinal side affects if you don't eat healthy. To put it bluntly, if you eat too many fat grams this fish oil helps your body to "pass" the fat so you don't absorb it into your body; helping you lose weight. Well, without knowing this information I had an incredibly awesome dinner that night at Macaroni Grill with my husband... a meal LOADED with fat content and TONS of oils. My pasta had an oil based sauce, not to mention all the bread we had dipped in oil and vinegar, did I also mention the appetizers were huge mozzarella sticks dipped in sauce? Fat overload! SO, to my surprise the next morning while going to the bathroom I found orange colored oil spots all over inside the toilet! It freaked me out! After researching it we realized it was the nasty fish oil in that supplement I tried. Not cool.

But something else I noticed as we were reading about it, there was a tab below the search that talked about the "Alli" pills causing the same thing. Interesting. I had actually considered trying Alli because of the fact it helps you "bypass" all the fat, like cheating. But reading about how it works totally changed my mind. Apparently, you have to eat less than 13 grams of fat per meal for it to really work... and if you're already watching your fat content that much, do you even need the pill? Anyway, so you eat as little fat as possible, then take the pill after each meal, which will bypass any fat you did eat. The trick: if you eat more than your 13 grams of fat or so, or eat anything fried, the next day you will have orange spots in your toilet. Let me give you a little background that isn't so pleasant... (warning... it's pretty gross, but true!)... so without knowing what's coming, first you have some gas, pretty normal, no? Well, when the gas slips out some of the orange oil comes out as well without you noticing it, leaving your underwear a nasty mess of orange. Did I mention it's OIL? Well, after you've noticed the orange spots in the toilet, oil isn't the easiest to clean off your skin, and if you don't clean it well (baby wipes will suffice) then you're stuck with orange oil soiled undergarments.
So here is the proposition... Do you try take the pill and deal with the orange spots? And knowing the orange spots will come, will that also help you to REALLY be conscious of what you're eating? It seems to me and interesting predicament to be in... if one is willing, it will work. You'll be twice as aware of what you're eating if you realize that you don't will result in some nasty orange oil in your business.
But in my experience with just the vitamin supplement that I took... the orange oil junk... just not worth it in any situation. So that's my heads up to anyone thinking about trying new vitamins (check the label!) or anyone considering taking the Alli pills.
And that's my little "diddy" for today.

Crazy Random Siting #2

2009-03-27T18:36:00.000-07:00

So this semester I've been doing tahitian dancing again, and one of my roommates, Hayley, has been coming with me too. To keep ourselves entertained at night walking home from campus we always turn on the music feature of my phone, and the song of the semester has been "Low" by Flow-Rida. Well the main part of the chorus goes:

"She had them apple bottom jeans

boots with the fur, the whole club is lookin at hur.

She hit the floor, next thang you know...

Shorty got low low low low low"

And the song gets stuck in our head ALL the time ALL week! That said, while walking onto Kahuku High School here for my Education Practicum I noticed I was right behind a girl that had written on her butt in glitter:

"APPLE BOTTOM"

Wow... I mean... wow. HAHAHA I died when I saw this, made me so happy.

Sitings... the beginning...

2009-03-25T01:15:00.000-07:00

So first of all... yes Im a bum for not writing anything sooner... I have a handful of excuses but they really dont matter.

ANYWAY! So rather than just give a boring update on my life, which p.s. wouldnt be all that thrilling right now, Im also going to be posting my random "sitings." Sitings are the most random things I find and take pictures of.

This first one is a favorite...

So I was at Foodland with my roommate Hayley and we were just walking around when all of a sudden I see this lady loading stacks and stacks of spam in her cart! First of all, unless you have a family of 200 or youre replenishing all your food storage, theres no need to buy such an abundance of food. Second, to buy a butt-load of products is one thing... but spam?! Seriously?!?!?! wtb. Well, I laughed my face off at it, so this makes crazy siting #1. ENJOY!

To our Annabug!!!!

2008-09-14T14:47:00.000-07:00

This is not Rhianna posting, this is her older sister Jada. Rhianna just recently moved away from here...and Kealani (her niece) and I really miss her. So, we decided that we wanted to create a blog for her so that we can always see her cute face and hear about what is going on. I also wanted to tell her how much I love her and how proud I am of her. She is an amazing person as she is changing and working harder towards her goals more than ever. Rhianna has some really great adventures ahead of her, and I know wherever she finds herself or whatever she does she will be sooooo amazing! She has always been there for me in the big and not so big times. I love you Rhianna!!!! And Kealani and I miss our NINA very much!! Mahalo Nui Loa lil' sis!!!!

One of the "big" times years ago. Thanks for being there!! Sidenote for a not so big time... I miss white cheddar cheetos, OTH, pajamas, and the sound of rain and thunder :)